SNEAKY BILL IS BACK!
Sneaky Bill is mean, rotten and should be stepped on! I dream of killing him- but that would just be wrong on a lot of levels. First off, it would be messy and I would have to watch him die. Now that might not be a bad thing, but there are so many ways to choose from - a quick death - slow - tortuous. Bill is not kind to others - he himself has killed. But he has managed to escape punishment or retribution for a long time.
Sneaky Bill has no conscience, no morals, no sense of social responsibility. He is an opportunist, a complete narcissist and 100% lacking in empathy or compassion. Oh yah, he thinks he's smart and artistic and talented, but he has nothing going for him that 1000's of others don't have. In fact on most levels, Bill is mediocre. No one has the courage to tell Bill this to his face though. Because Sneaky Bill is quick to avenge and carries a grudge to extreme.
No one is safe around Sneaky Bill.
Oh yah, I know he probably has someone out there who thinks I am being harsh...but you don't know Bill...He acts benign and even sometimes even shy and retiring. But beneath that facade lurks a scheming, plotting character that is only waiting for an opportunity to show his true talents and character.
Sneaky Bill is ugly too. He is squat, fat and bald...well a few little hairs on his chin maybe...but on top - bald as an egg. He has beady little eyes. He is low-slung so moves with no grace at all. Maybe he drinks too much...probably.
He moved away for a while, but recently returned..and has built himself a magnificent home...large and quite airy with at least 6 entrances. And while his home has been destroyed several times - each day he is back........I hope that a bird or lizard eats Bill soon because I am sick and tired or running into his stupid web every morning!